pull my finger (farts)

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What? Yes.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Anti Joke

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