- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

rocky is here again.......................

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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