Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Women's rights.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Anti Joke

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