What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

I like that, but why am I happy?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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