- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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