Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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women's rights

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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