What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did jim all I over? He dies

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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