your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Im gay What about you

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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