What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Beka has AIDS

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Communism hehe xd

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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