- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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