- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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