- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

su algato es en fuego

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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