- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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