- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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