- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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