- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

No soap radio

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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