- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

No soap radio

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

world society

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Hail Hitler

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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