- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Rebecca Black's career.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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