- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a black man? A person

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

William wright is Gay

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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