- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

I am a mime

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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