Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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