- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

women's rights

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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