- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

civil rights

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Maths.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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