Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

lewis=cardiac

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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