- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Once, I went to Peru.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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