- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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