Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Women's rights

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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