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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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