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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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