- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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