Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

if you don't like this you're gay

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Pineapple.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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