- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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