- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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