How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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