Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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