- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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