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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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