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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

whats white and sticky glue

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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