- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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