- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

were you expecting a joke

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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