roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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