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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Indians

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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