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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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whats a joke

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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