- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why didn't he finish his

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

women's rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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