- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

KILL WHITEY

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Roses are blue Colton is gay

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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