- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A Fat Kenyan

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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