- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

su algato es en fuego

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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