Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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I am a mime

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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