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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

I am a mime

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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