You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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LOL

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

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